The following are some daily awkward bits that make us all look like stupid-heads.
- When someone waves over your head, but it looks like they're waving at you, and you think you might sort of/kind of know then, so you don't want to be rude by not waving back, so you wave back, and then they wonder who you're waving at. Weirdo.
- When your underwear is crawling up your crack. In public. Then you spend the rest of the day trying to wriggle it down. (Because you wouldn't think to use the bathroom.)
- When the person with the itty-bitty phone set to silent ring answers it with a loud "Hello!" while standing right next to you. And you say hello back, even though you don't know who it is, and then they glare at you and say, "Not you." They totally deflect their awkwardness onto you. With a vengeance.
- When you try to scratch your elbow. That's just impossible.
- When you try to laugh your way out of any of this stupidness by doing that unnecessary "heh-heh" laugh to fill the awkward silence.
-Girl on the Corner
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