Friday, November 13, 2009

Monkey Business


Or "Stop! Or My Chimp Will Shoot!"

(When some people exchange emails with their significant others during the day, the emails are romantic or cute or simple reminders [Honey Bunny: Don't forget the milk, Sugar! Sugar: I sure won't, Honey Bunny!] When Ken and I exchange emails, it sometimes gets weird. As it did today.)

-----Original Message-----
From: Ken
Sent: Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:33 PM
To: Girl on the Corner
Subject: Still think monkey's are cute?

http://www.timeslive.co.za/news/world/article192542.ece

------Original Message------
From: Girl on the Corner
To: Ken
Subject: RE: Still think monkey's are cute?
Sent: Nov 13, 2009 8:58 AM

Well, I'm sure that will never happen with our helper monkey, Alejandro. (By the way, I got us a helper monkey and matching veils) ;)

-----Original Message-----
From: Ken
Sent: Friday, November 13, 2009 9:49 AM
To: Girl on the Corner
Subject: Re: Still think monkey's are cute?

Matching veils?

------Original Message------
From: Girl on the Corner
To: Ken
Subject: RE: Still think monkey's are cute?
Sent: Nov 13, 2009 9:55 AM

You know, like that lady is wearing to hide her "accident." I like to be prepared in case Alejandro has a "bad" day.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ken
Sent: Friday, November 13, 2009 10:34 AM
To: Girl on the Corner
Subject: Re: Still think monkey's are cute?

Ah. You've got a sick mind.

------Original Message------
From: Girl on the Corner
To: Ken
Subject: RE: Still think monkey's are cute?
Sent: Nov 13, 2009 10:48 AM

I thought you would say something like that, that's why I need a helper monkey. A lady on the bus today brought her helper dog along and that's passé. Monkeys are all the rage (literally, apparently).

-Girl on the Corner